And The Record Begins With A Song Of Rebellion..: Archive

Anonymous asked: Have you ever sexted?

Feb 26th

Anonymous asked: Two in the cooter and one in the pooter? or all in the pooter?

Feb 26th

Anonymous asked: Have you fucked a girl in the ass before? If so, did she take a big dump on your chest afterwards?

Feb 26th

Anonymous asked: do you casually have sex or do you have to be ina relationship for a while before that happens? to that also, have you ever had a one night stand?

Feb 26th

Anonymous asked: is spinach good for you?

Feb 26th

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I'm being flooded with questions that I must...

I apologize for the sexual spam. People ask so I have to answer. Rules is rules…

Feb 26th

Anonymous asked: how much do you watch porn and how many times a day do you masturbate?

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Anonymous asked: can you touch your butt with your peen

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Anonymous asked: I have two questions. Are your nipples brown, or pink? What is your favorite non-cola soda?

Feb 26th

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thisiscasey7 asked: Are you just being silly or is the Italian Chandalier a real thing?

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Anonymous asked: whats the kinkiest thing youve done with a girl

Feb 26th

Anonymous asked: What is the craziest sex position you've tried?

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galaxycunt asked: Yarp?

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Anonymous asked: how many people have you had sex with

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Anonymous asked: What is your favorite sex position

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For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...

mandikiinz: I doubt I’ll get any. come onnnnnnn Please?

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Do sex shops have a used toy section?

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nickabockaglory asked: After seeing your recent Regina post, and then the first couple of pages of your blog, I have to say... I think I am in lesbians with you ^^,

Feb 24th

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That awesome moment when you decide to stop focusing on other girls and attempt to figure out how to get Regina Spektor to marry you.

Feb 24th

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I just had ONE Nutella covered graham cracker. One. Do you know how difficult it is to just eat one of those? It’s pretty much equivalent to letting a girl stop mid blowjob.

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There are so many freakishly tall girls that are single. I guess it’s because the black guys are snatching up all the shawtys…

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Anglophile Problems: Dragon*Con, and why you... →

anglophileproblems: Hello anglophiles/friends of anglophiles! It’s your resident Amy Pond, here to sell you on Dragon*Con. If you haven’t heard of it, it’s “the largest multi-media, popular culture convention focusing on science fiction and fantasy, gaming, comics, literature, art, music, and film in the universe!”…

Feb 23rd

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