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Just watched the new Avengers trailer and...
I jizzed in my pants.
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I am currently taking a bath, watching some goodness on Netflix, and eating a Buffalo Chicken sub from Subway….all at the same time. Weird or awesome?
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When I first read about Davy Jones, I honestly wasn’t sure if it was referring to a Monkee or a Giant Squid.
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It’s highly possible that I’ll have both Iron Maiden AND Coheed & Cambria tickets this weekend. insert minor excitement spasm here
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Anonymous asked: Random chick you would want to fuck?
kelsaycallaway asked: why the fuck are you so fucking funny and sexcii -.-
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These little girls just knocked on my door and asked if I wanted to buy a tumbler. I know they were referring to the drinking glasses, but I automatically assumed ‘Tumblr’ and started to tell them you can just create your own tumblr account for free….
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I listen to the band My Morning Jacket in the afternoon while wearing a sweater. I’m such an Indie rebel hipster.
Every time you make fun of Larry the Cable Guy, an...
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ofcoursei replied to your post: Do explain the Italian Chandelier?
I am Italian and do not love this
That’s just what the Urban Dictionary says. I’m not stereotyping the Italian folk like that. Be honest with yourself though. Deep deep deep down within your soul……you love it.
Anonymous asked: Do explain the Italian Chandelier?
Anonymous asked: I'm sitting right next to you and you just tooted.
